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The Author Problem

This website, as befits its author, is flawed.



I'm a sage trapped in a simpleton.

My earliest memory is of a sense of poignancy.

Like most people, I'm learning to love reality the hard way. But I've made some progress, and found that the love is mutual.

I have an unaccountable fondness for everyone I've ever met – even the people I don't like.

I'm probably the world's worst spiritual advisor – I'm promoting the internal voice of wisdom we all have, but don't listen to when it would be most helpful.

Words are pretty useless. Know what I mean?




"You're very thinky."     –Amanda

"You're the only person I'd trust to do something stupid with."     –Tracy

"You've naught to proffer but pompous esoteric verbiage."     –Charles

"You're like Diogenes with a penlight."     –Moxie

" ?+?+?+?=           "      –Bob

"You're  just a mental plagiarist. So stay out of my head!"     –Elizabeth